Recorded on 8/17/2022
EP
Some of the titles are too long for Bandcamp, full/actual titles below. Also comes with a tracklist in the download.
Track 1: no caps no masters, well, normally i prefer songs to be Properly Capitalized, especially if its just field recordings and such, there of course many times where i use various forms of CAPITALIZATION in himeko titles so they look aesthetically cool, but these titles are just ramblings and i dont want to impede the flow of these streams of conscious hip-hop
Track 3: it takes so long for me to actually process my recordings that these wont the see the light of day anytime soon, i wouldn't be surprised if it took until 2023 for these to release, not including stuff like this, is seriously over 1000 recordings to go through on my dr-05, and i have to adjust the volumes and stuff, it takes absolutely forever, and i dont do this everyday either, i should get into a better regiment on it though, oh well
Track 5: i forgot where i was going with track 3 and had lost my way, where i was going with it was the fact that since these tracks will take so long to actually be published (due to me primarily releasing in chonological order), that the titles will basically become time capsules of sorts, well obviously, the songs themselves as well; and yes, my field recordings are songs and music and not non-music
Track 6: the guy in this kept asking via text if i had audio or not and sending "????" and shit as if he was talking, but as you can hear, he never did, he also had his webcam pointed at his ceiling fan in a dark room, but felt the need to put their arm in the view of the camera to wave hello -- typically i never talk to people in these recordings, not even via text, but right before this recording ends he asked the predictable "f"?, you i replied "yes" then disconnected, (in simpsons bully voice) "haha" -- also, the simpsons is mid
Track 7: leaving all the silence in so its just occasional clicks, pops, and bits of sound, makes it like a rudolf eb.er song lol -- his stuff is really cool by the way, really pushes the concept of field recordings into "danger music" territory recording japanese bdsm parties and stuff, its cool af (femdom loli hentai miXXX)
Track 8: i dont really know shit about ireland but do they even say "mate" there repeatedly? this guy seemed like he was just fucking around and probably not actually from there, do i need to consult the breakcore memelord harmful logic on this, also btw (by the way), i was drawing a blank on their name and my first incorrect thought was "evil logic" lol -- anyways, back to the dude in this, he looked like if lil kevo was a snowman and left out in the sun
Track 9: it was funny when i was putting the tclb stuff out on tsundere violence since it confused so many people and i would get asked why and complaints and stuff, its so funny how it was field recordings of all things were this divisive issue, interestingly though, i feel this project has gotten a lot of the internet scene into field recordings
Track 10: this could be used as a drum sound (also, despite what bandcamp says, this isn't 0:01, its 0:00, same with track vore (4), i dont know why their systems cant show "0:00", additionally, 0:00 songs look so ugly on discogs now since its just "0" and not "0:00", also also, the way they do master releases now is annoying and makes it inconvenient to add stuff to collection/wantlist, and no, this isnt a "discogs fascists 2", i am just stating some facts, some street knowledge, also also also, uh, what was i going to say, let me re-read this title so far, well first of all, hopefully discogs fixes those issues before this releases and this title is just an artifact of the past, a long lost civilization, anyways, back to the focus here, oh yeah, john cage's 0'00" isn't actually 0:00 long, what a dork haha, 4'33" is cool though since it makes classical music nerds have to listen to live field recordings, 0'00" is cool though in how it makes these high brow types have to listen to audio shitpost musique concrete and act like they "get it", its epic, like look at this,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kqAFAI8DfI -- also also also also its interesting how its also called "4'33" (No. 2)" haha poop joke epic the gamer moment lol you lost, also just so this is annoying to add to discogs, here's some words right after stuff so they dont auto-capitalize, (dog (horse (cat (ninja (porcupine 69loli 1fish 2fish (red (fish (blue (fish blue fin tuna mix) [yes, i remebered to close it lol]
Track 11: im not proofreading any title on this release, screw it lol, its more "punk" that way, and as you know, pantsu scum is more punk then you'll cowards who dont even smoke crack will ever be (well i dont either since im straight edge, but you get it) -- anyways, the dude in this recording was wearing some stupid as fuck mirrored guy fawkes mask like he was anonymous or some shit and then just took it off like a dumbass
Track 12: normally im not one to really swear much, but there is something aesthetic about these complete shitpost track titles on field recordings, this is the only logical conclusion to dudes in the early 1900s or whatever recording trains and stuff (guess train otaku have always been a thing, cement tea moment) -- train stations are actually one of my favorite places to record, specifically subway train stations, the underground ones in san francisco are really cool because you also get the rumblings of muni in there too, one time when i was at a bart station someone got in trouble for public urination over the intercom but my gear wasn't on, guess that missed recording lives on now in this title, epic
Track 13: finally the final track on this total time waste of an ep, oh well, we go again, 13ths time the charm lucky charms cereal or whatever. anyways/anywhoo/anypoo/guesswhatchickenbuttguesswhochickenpoo, its cool this ep ended up with 13 tracks as thats always been a cool number, even if overused, its still cool, i remember as a kid my mom would often make cupcakes to celebrate it at school and the teachers and other kids would always be so insanely confused and say like "normally we don't celebrate this" and other funny resposnes, but they always just let us do it anyways -- honestly i dont know how i even end up making releases like this, its always some idea i get in my head, but always delays what i actually feel like doing, which would be like, watching pripara or playing this konosuba game that i was playing yesterday more (especially since im almost done with it, also, megumin is super cute, EXPLOSION!!!, also one of my megumin figures has come alive and thrown her staff thing twice), but yeah, im honestly just annoyed at writing this now, but i want it to be longer than the track "this could be used as a drum sound (also, despite what bandcamp says, this isn't 0:01, its 0:00, same with track vore (4), i dont know why their systems cant show "0:00", additionally, 0:00 songs look so ugly on discogs now since its just "0" and not "0:00", also also, the way they do master releases now is annoying and makes it inconvenient to add stuff to collection/wantlist, and no, this isnt a "discogs fascists 2", i am just stating some facts, some street knowledge, also also also, uh, what was i going to say, let me re-read this title so far, well first of all, hopefully discogs fixes those issues before this releases and this title is just an artifact of the past, a long lost civilization, anyways, back to the focus here, oh yeah, john cage's 0'00" isn't actually 0:00 long, what a dork haha, 4'33" is cool though since it makes classical music nerds have to listen to live field recordings, 0'00" is cool though in how it makes these high brow types have to listen to audio shitpost musique concrete and act like they "get it", its epic, like look at this,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kqAFAI8DfI -- also also also also its interesting how its also called "4'33" (No. 2)" haha poop joke epic the gamer moment lol you lost, also just so this is annoying to add to discogs, here's some words right after stuff so they dont auto-capitalize, (dog (horse (cat (ninja (porcupine 69loli 1fish 2fish (red (fish (blue (fish blue fin tuna mix) [yes, i remebered to close it lol]" and ok cool, now that I deadass just copy and pasted it in, its now by default longer than that lol -- thats such a cop out (fuck the police) though, and again, its annoying this modern age a man cant even have 9001 word titles anymore, 300 character limit, 300 the movie, they lost remember, THIS IS SPARTAAAA we had the dvd of that and that spoof movie meet the spartans lol ok i should stop now, the game, hotdog, hmm, 339894809328409328493284093824873284328974932897 yeah random numbers always works 93849834 9849843984092-04 0392482903849238 3287287764 18737293728 7382738979428948098847384 37872848 993838 0283983918238012744 lol this is epic ok this is epic peter griffin funniest vine compilation (lol imagine people who only know my tclb stuff and not the ninja mctits stuff wondering wtf is happening)
released April 19, 2024
